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The Poetry of Penfold
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Australians?
by Penfold
Australians are a funny bunch
They call you Bruce when your name is Poo
They have tinnies and barbies and kangaroo
They say gday when they mean how do you do
But thats ok by me, moose too(he`s my penguin)
But there`s a very fine line between blowing spit down a stick
And playing the didgeridoo
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The ballad of Tyler Durden
by Penfold
Take my washing to the river,
To do my lonesome burden.
Mixing orange juice and gasoline,
A recipe from Tyler Durden.
Let us seek the mystery of the gnarled oak.
Offer up our babes to him,
And dance in the mad moonlight,
To the gusty halls of Sanhedrim.
Let gypsy violinists,
Whisper of better times.
Before the squad of forgotten failures,
And unexploded Germans chime.
With Frater Perdurabo we’ll take a dip,
In Yahoo’s Sulphur baths of spite.
United in our common deletions,
We will not go without a fight.
We’ll ride the glacier torrent,
To the lobster nebular aflame.
Hang urinating in our hammocks,
To the place of utmost shame.
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